Potatoes- the best vegetable ever

All we ever think about is poteto. My life is poteto.

What about mashed?

Or the sliced version with cheddar cheese soup, cubed ham, and mozzarella cheese.

Potatoes are a stomach's best friend.

You forgot vodka, you mouth breathing peasant.

*Fruit?

Humans can survive on a diet of only potatoes and butter

you just made me hungry

Potato nuggets? you mean roast potatoes!

Potatoes are technically a starch.

CARBS

I love eating the skin its so crunchy

Thank you, potatoes!

A potato flew around my room...

That's a tuber not a vegetable

And dumplings, they are like tiny potato pies

Potato pancakes

My friend, you've forgotten the most important gift from the potato...Vodka.

Dude you forgot mashed and vodka