I love camping

You sure are a lucky duck.
Closest I've gotten to hunting is fishing, but we do that all the time so it's k.

It's like a 4.5 hour drive, but it's so worth it

Yeah I totally get it.
Some times we go to Michigan, Wisconsin, sometimes we take weekends and go down to Florida. And it's always funny because the girls in my class are grossed out when I tell them about hooking works and cutting them in half to have more bait.
They don't like bugs in my class

field dressing?

Ah
Got it

You're entitled in the same way that anteaters are entitled to eat them.

@garlog, appreciate you being on my side but... no, i'm not. Anteaters must eat to survive. My survival is not tied to smashing crawling things under my bed. :P

It nature. We are a part of nature.

*is still conflicted* is my bug-killing-slipper a part of nature too?

Doesn't matter. You're using it for a natural purpose, like a monkey smashing a nut with a rock.

why, thank you, mate. my conscience just got a bit lighter.

No problem.

Alright. Sure I'd love to :)

But How are we gonna do that?

No idea

They'd go camping... So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

Aw, hush, you

I'd say we're taking it slow.

"Not knowing how to put up a tent"
You can get small tents nowadays that basically put themselves up.
"not knowing how to build a fire"
...Yeah, that can be a problem. It's mostly about placing the larger pieces of wood correctly so you don't suffocate the fire. Past that you can just use newspaper for kindling and soak it with kerosene or something. It's fun. You could also just avoid a campfire all together and cook with a propane burner.
"not being compatible with nature"
What dos this mean? Does nature physically reject you?

*walks outside*
*nature fucking hates me*
*tries to feed bird*
*pours too much bird seed*
*5 thousand birds dart at me*
*They all fucking Brave Bird my ass*

I meant it in terms of being really pale so you get sunburned easily, or not being coordinated enough to maneuver your way through countless trees, or not being athletic enough to walk up hills, things like that. Unless you're doing a very unadventurous, boring, watered down version of camping, it actually takes some kind of strength, coordination, and skill to be out in the wild for several days, and a lot of people might not be cut out for that.

Oh.

Or you could camp in an open field or something

and let those birds use Brave Bird on you? No thanks.

Camping definitely doesn't need to be adventurous. I usually just wander a fair ways into the bush, set up camp, find a river, fish, and spend the rest of the time eating and drinking alcohol. Maybe smoke some weed, do some shrooms, depending on who's coming with me.

How do you eat alcohol?

You freeze it, obviously.

Duh
How could be so foolish

I physically reject nature. I'm allergic in some way to anything that is or has been alive (or to something it exudes). Sometimes it's severe, sometimes it's almost nothing. The most severe is my hay fever.

Some people don't know how to build fires at all. And some have horrible phobias (aka me, of all sorts of bugs) or horrible allergies or are physically not ready for the wilderness, be it via personal fitness, knowledge and/or intelligence pertaining to survival, or physical or mental disability. Actual, full on camping can be very hard for certain people. And what you do seems to be somewhat less hard than actual camping.

Camping is just the activity of spending at least one night in a camp.