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iccarus
· 9 years ago
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reminds me of my coworker, we call him "sex fingers", as everything he touches, he fucks
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tarkus_swagger
· 9 years ago
He has probably touched you, his hair, a stapler, his family, a cactus, a bowling ball, his car, a cellphone, a computer, a razor, a sink, a vacuum, and many other things. I hope you didn't means "fucks up" when you said fucks because the implications are incredibly funny if you didn't.
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purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
Future me
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