"In other news a series of burglaries in the local zoo the night before leaves citizens baffled. The local bear, who was recently added to the 'forest Funtime' attraction appears to have been airlifted out. On an unrelated note 6 people have been mauled by what appears to be a bear in the inner city area, if you have any news on the story please contact us. Now over to Jim with the weather"
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