"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it one may blowest thine enemies to bits, in thy mercy.
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carps, and anchovies, and fruit bats, and breakfast cereals, and orangutangs, and live-"
"And he spake, saying, 'to use this thy handgrenade, first shalt thou take out the holy pin.
Then thou shalt count to three, no more no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Not four, not two, excepting that thou then proceeds to three. Five is right out.
Once three, being the third number, be reached, then shalt thou lobbest thy handgrenade towards thy foe; who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carps, and anchovies, and fruit bats, and breakfast cereals, and orangutangs, and live-"
Then thou shalt count to three, no more no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Not four, not two, excepting that thou then proceeds to three. Five is right out.
Once three, being the third number, be reached, then shalt thou lobbest thy handgrenade towards thy foe; who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"