"I don't want to see it. Babies all look the same. The only time a baby doesn't look like every other baby is when it's a really ugly baby. So, unless it's a photo of a really ugly baby, I don't want to see it."
-The Guard (2011)
I was so fabulous that I was born near Christmas and the karps my family had for dinner each weighed more than me. ***fab***
I was a very tiny baby. Irony, considering now I'm abnormally tall and broad shouldered for a girl.
Shut up dude
His kid isn't ugly
He's probably emotional that the fact he probably missed the birth and this is his first time seeing his beautiful daughter
-The Guard (2011)
I was a very tiny baby. Irony, considering now I'm abnormally tall and broad shouldered for a girl.
His kid isn't ugly
He's probably emotional that the fact he probably missed the birth and this is his first time seeing his beautiful daughter