My government teacher was telling us about the Whig party. He tried to say "whig" and "north" in the same sentence. It came out as "so the nig party..." He stopped speaking for a solid two minutes
That's nothing. In my precalc class two years ago, we were learning about probability in coins and my teacher goes "if you have a penny, a quarter, a dime, and a dickel" and then stopped and left the class for 3 minutes while everyone was cracking up
I got really excited at school when I saw a lone pigeon in a crowd of seagulls and I blurted out really fast "look, it's a peagull" with a bright smile
i was mentally recalling some story where some girl called me a lesbian (*i was dating her ex husband when she did so) while working and shouted out lesbians in a random place in the middle of a virtually prerecorded schpeel... mega awkwardness. (how the hell do you spell schpeel? schpiel?)
one time i wanted to see a movie at the cinema but my sis and i weren't sure if i could watch it. so she told me to say i would be a year older. so the whole line i thought about how im just gonna say how old i am and what year i was born. so she asked me how i old i was so instead me being a year older i accidentally said i was a year younger. and yes we couldnt watch the movie.
This one time I ran into my old teacher and she must of thought I didn't recognize her or something because she said "Oh it's me! Miss. ****!" And I went to say "Yeah, I got that bit" but halfway through I decided to change it to "Yeah, I got that much" But it came out as "Yeah, I got that, bitch"
My nephew was playing with my feet once, slapping them together, and said, with the confidence of any toddler: "AUNTIE YOUR KISS ARE FEETING!"
He meant to say: auntie your feet are kissing
He meant to say: auntie your feet are kissing