50 shades of nay

"quality" writing

Can someone put this in context?

Maybe all his fingers are thumbs

Maybe he keeps spare parts somewhere.

That title tho

Anybody else notice one of the people is aphprussia

From facebook, maybe? What a selfish bastard, he could give children in Africa water with all those thumbs!

i read it' his thump on my mouth' and i got so confused.

i'll have you know that a mental image of 6 cut-off thumbs in a woman's mouth is very displeasing