Drinking water a t the correct time improves it's effectiveness

Drinking a glass of water before bed can also lead to "incidents".

I'd like to see citations for these.

And if you replace the water with vodka it helps increase your fun levels

But... What size of glass? Cause there's a ton of different sizes and agh

At this rate, I wouldn't be able to get to work because I will need to stop and pee every five minutes.

i can barely drink a whole glass in one sitting

"Activate internal organs"
Like were they not working before lol