I may need this inside my house

That would be a quick way to get the laundry downstairs.

Too claustrophobic. One directional.

Too far of a walk.

I wouldn't be able to do this while also staying in bed all day.

DO U KNOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT PEOPLE WOULD LOSE?!?!?! KIDS ESPECIALLY!!!!!!

Yeah, I need this for purposes...

And then one day you get your period unexpectedly and the hills will run red...