I would read the f*ck out of this

Ill read it just for the ACDC refrencing

This could pass for British too though, our colloquialism isn't far off this.

Would read.

It's sad that I actually talk like this sometimes when I get pissed

*sighs* Well, at least it doesn't include kangaroos. Or boxing. Or both.

No but I like actually died at the 2008 Holden bit

Oi Hazza your fucking wizard ya cunt.

I think Howards would be like a safe neighborhood where you would send your kids compared to anywhere in Australia. "look out, there is a giant spider""ha ha ha"(bitch please)