There should be more earthquakes

Those are oddly placed mics.

That means all public high schools in America should be six feet under last week...

I am a muslim and I call this is stupid, Allah (God) did ordered women to dress modestly and in the same time men should not stare and look at women..
"Say to the believing men that they should lower their gaze and guard their modesty: that will make for greater purity for them: And Allah is well acquainted with all that they do." -24:30

I saw a hot girl in a hot bikini once and I got a boner so hard the entire earth shook beneath me.

If the men are so fragile that a mere look at something beautiful will tempt them away from their beliefs, then perhaps they should stay inside instead...

Well, men need to learn some self control!! Women have the right to wear whatever they are comfortable with, without having to think about the reaction of other people.
Ps. The same with men.

WTF?!!!