Well damn...

she just wanted to love it like it was her child :(

It's still a snake though.

Me too, they usually stop eating from the storys I've heard. Big meal ahead so... gotta make room I guess.

It would happen eventually

Haha! Idk why this comment is so funny

Get him before he gets you!

Holy shit that's a lot of upvotes

They won

Oh snap! Snakes lack the critical thinking to process information as it has been described in the blurb.
He won't be held down by your ramblings on Facebook, your bull shit posts on tumblr, or your creepy pasta stories of things that go bump in your mind.
Val wins the: Fuck off nonsense fact checker award

Actually this almost exact same thing happened to my friend anna so... it happens

Through his astounding ability to reason, use logic, and utilize the internet search engine Google Val will be the judge of your claim.

depends how you raise your baby......

babies are physically incapable of eating an adult whole. same goes for grown-up babies, ie adult humans. my point stands.

Did you ever notice that in the "this happened in my life too!" Comments, it's always a friend of an acquaintance that it happened to?