Does anyone know if this (at least some) is legit? Because I don't think congressmen would be elected/holding positions if they did some of the more major things on this list.
Here's an CRAZY idea, work hard and become a congressman/ womanyour self. Yeah, you with the good heart. Go out there and make a difference in the world.
Nuke them
Nuke them all
or we can purge
...Or are you suggesting vomiting as an alternative?
That sounds nice