Wtf does a baguette taste like

It's literally an elongated loaf of bread. More crust.

so tasty I once bought two of them on a class trip to france in my first year of high school, they were well cheap and everyone called me bread girl for the rest of the week C:

It tastes like heaven

Wait, you guys don't have baguettes ?

if you people think a baguette is good, you should try a chocolate sandwich. It's like a croissant but with chocolate and pudding.

Do you even french, bro?