To anyone going through a tough time, keep your gorgeous head up!

Which one?

Funsubstance's perchu?
Or is there another one I'm unaware of?

There was the original perchu (the one from tumblr which stumbled upon funsubstance),
http://www.funsubstance.com/perchu
And there's funsubstance perchu (previously thecobalt)
http://www.funsubstance.com/perchuthemoreosguy

GODDAMNIT I KNEW PERCHUTHEMOREOSGUY LOOKED LIKE ANOTHER USER DAMNIT THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T SEEN THECOBALT IN SUCH A LONG TIME I'M SO STUPID

But I'm talking about cass

Oh, ok then. *waits with crowd*

Orgasms kept me here. Thank you Cass for giving me an orgasm.
wait

*draws a perchu glyph*
*chants slowly*

Hello, my subjects.

So. Mind telling us all what your number one reason for living is?

Hmm
Yeah
I'd say my girlfriend
But I'm gonna be honest and say orgasms.

There we go.
Good perchu.

Were you thecobalt?

Yes sir!