"From my daughter's library book. This is how we weigh things in America"

Thats the same as about 30 freedoms

And the average American weighs 1000 hamburgers

I think it'd damn important to know how many burgers can be made from killing these.

But what kind of burgers?? Wimpy Happy Meal burgers? Whoppers? Baconators? Or the massive monsters at that Heart Attack Diner place?

So it is about 1/1747 Canada tall and 1/105 Canada weight, am I correct?

What ever happened to the imperial system? What about the metric system the rest of the world uses? xD Why hamburgers!