This mushroom in my yard looks just like a giant chocolate DONUT!

As a doctor of donutology, I too, highly recommend you eat it

I have a bachelors degree in the science of "food shaped fungi", and I recognize that that is in fact the very rare mushroom toxinus donutingus. Any website that tells you not to eat is not to be trusted.

Trust us, we're doctors

Highly trained in "Food shaped fungi". It's become a second nature on automatically knowing what you should and should not eat.

I'm no doctor, but I've eaten like three of these. They make you 4000x smarter, trust me.

As fandomgirl said, they'll make you so much smarter, you could even become a master of "food shaped fungi" like myself and kisnot!

Yes! Once you try one, the world will become much clearer
It has also been found to reduce stress levels by 3000%!

You will have no more problems after eating that mushroom friend.

Mushroom Donut's spirit will come after you eat him, and he will crush your enemies.