Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Be rich. It's more fun.

That last one made me cringe... I wouldn't be worrying about any of that, because I'd be in prison for murder

If you look at just the top half of the third picture it looks like a painting.

My parents woulda beat my ass even if I was a baby for any of these things

What a great post to make me not want children even more.

Effective birth control via internet....

My 4 year old brother colored his dick green with a felt pen and said he was turnin into the hulk.

I hate kids

Why would young kids be left alone long enough for any of this to happen?

One time, when I was like 5, I took my sparkly nail polish down from the medicine cabinet, and poured it all over my Dad's imported lether sofa. I had to sit in the corner for hours.

I rubbed shit in my hair and all over the fucking walls when i was like 3