When my boss fires me and doesn't tell me GIF

I thought they had to give you a certain amount of time unless you've done something horrible like pillaging the register.

This is me every morning when I wake up.

... I always wonder what is on the other side of these stories. As an employer, I can tell you it is usually difficult to actually fire someone. In most cases, it takes multiple documented offenses. On top of that, hiring and training are a big time suck.