How freshmen should be greeted on their first day of high school

My junior friend greeted me this way.

This is how I greet my employees when they walk in the door.

Thank you. My name is Crowley. You'd do well to remember it.

shit its not just freshmen who it's hell for

honestly, have you ever been to uni? that's hell. colledge is sort of, the foyer of purgatory.

Advice to everyone in hs, trust me u won't miss it!

What a beautiful day not to be in high school

Except for the fact that high school is the easier part of life and when you graduate the real he'll begins