Coworker: “Wow. They really need to make it mandatory to take a test to prove you actually know what you’re doing to weed out the idiots before you can get pets.”
Me: “You should have seen the cage it was in, too. There weren’t any toys and it was really small and something tells me that it wasn’t just a travel cage.”
(Nothing much happened after that until about an hour later when an elderly woman came in.)
Me: “How can I help you, ma’am?”
Woman: “Oh, I would just like to adopt another cat, preferably one that’s a little older.”
Me: “Certainly, ma’am. I’ll gladly help you find the right cat for you.”
Woman: “Also did you know there’s a parrot sitting in a cage outside?”
Me: “There’s what?”
(Sure enough, the man left the parrot sitting outside on the sidewalk, exposed to the cold November air. We brought the bird in and warmed him up and despite having sat out in the cold for an hour, he was perfectly okay. The man had the audacity to come in a week later with his daughter, who
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Thank you for copy-and-pasting that. I feel like the story kinda cut off after it ended.
For some reason the original link for the whole story didn't work for me (think it's a bit outdated) here's the link as of MAR 2018 (you'll need to type the http part, guest can't post links): notalwaysright.com/a-little-bird-told-me-that-this-customer-is-an-a/82982/
If that doesn't work google the site name and title together and it should be the first thing that comes up.
Me: “You should have seen the cage it was in, too. There weren’t any toys and it was really small and something tells me that it wasn’t just a travel cage.”
(Nothing much happened after that until about an hour later when an elderly woman came in.)
Me: “How can I help you, ma’am?”
Woman: “Oh, I would just like to adopt another cat, preferably one that’s a little older.”
Me: “Certainly, ma’am. I’ll gladly help you find the right cat for you.”
Woman: “Also did you know there’s a parrot sitting in a cage outside?”
Me: “There’s what?”
(Sure enough, the man left the parrot sitting outside on the sidewalk, exposed to the cold November air. We brought the bird in and warmed him up and despite having sat out in the cold for an hour, he was perfectly okay. The man had the audacity to come in a week later with his daughter, who
If that doesn't work google the site name and title together and it should be the first thing that comes up.