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guest
· 9 years ago
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This is ridiculous... I don't wake up at 08:80 am.
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guest
· 9 years ago
i was about to say that! man get your facts straight!
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kisnotundercover
· 9 years ago
"08:80"
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deleted
· 9 years ago
I'm more worried about the fact that this was printed in black and white with full colour background. Think of the ink people!
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dontaskmeidontknow
· 9 years ago
Atheists don't believe in the devil either.
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havocbringer
· 9 years ago
If you believe/ worship the devil, that's satanism not atheism
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reaper
· 9 years ago
Exactly! Thank you
wildbill77
· 9 years ago
All hail the prince of fucking darkness \m/
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leovaldez
· 9 years ago
03:15 am? Who gets up then?
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_cathcordance_
· 9 years ago
Me
leovaldez
· 9 years ago
That must suck.
_cathcordance_
· 9 years ago
Not really.
leovaldez
· 9 years ago
But why tho?
stream_42
· 9 years ago
Yes this seems very accurate, 666/10
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guest
· 9 years ago
An a-theist praying to the dark lord... (Because the rest is so real, hehe)
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deleted
· 9 years ago
I pray to Voldemort like all the time.
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meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Because I know how insane some people can get *cough*WestboroBaptistChruch*cough* part of me wonders if this isn't satirical, and it gets a whole lot funnier.
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guest
· 9 years ago
This is more likely a devil worshipper agenda
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kurukuruguy
· 9 years ago
Collaborate with the LGBT conglomerate and the underground lizard people.
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youwillhateme
· 9 years ago
8:31 should be, "grab a brush and put a little make up."
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sirspacedino
· 9 years ago
You must not know what atheist means
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guest
· 9 years ago
It's true, then, what they say!
unicornsession
· 9 years ago
12:30 lol I love how we're calling people who eat gluten free things Satanist Atheists. And with all this planning there's still time for a latte cuz Bitch I need my coffee
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toclafane
· 9 years ago
I think you just said an oxymoron.
unicornsession
· 9 years ago
Didn't realize that until you pointed it out. Thanks Lol
guest
· 9 years ago
9:15 am : Skype with satan, discuss world domination favorite time
_cathcordance_
· 9 years ago
I wake up at 3:00 AM so I can worship Lucifer more
thatoneguy
· 9 years ago
cry about creationism in schools lol
pterodactylsheep
· 9 years ago
As an atheist I can say this isn't true for me. I usually spend a day planning on how I'm going to kill the gods.
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toclafane
· 9 years ago
If you were actually an atheist, you would not believe any god exists, let alone multiple gods. Therefore you would not plan on killing something that you do not believe exists.
pterodactylsheep
· 9 years ago
If I kill the gods then others will be atheists
toclafane
· 9 years ago
In that case, there are two major flaws in your plan. If you managed to actually find a god, you would prove the existence of that god, thereby probably reducing the number of atheists. If any god exists, you will not be able to kill them, ergo if you killed a being, it is not a god. Good luck.
guest
· 9 years ago
What's wrong with being GF, I am celiac if I eat gluten I get sick. I get the joke but after a while the GF jokes get a bit insulting and annoying! Can we please stop with them?
toclafane
· 9 years ago
The joke isn't about people with celiac or allergies. It is about people who are into it because it is a fad.
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shaichile
· 6 years ago
Where would we get two babies a day?
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