Rules of a Kingsman Gentleman

Well barely at all, not here at any rate, but somehow I doubt you still Poptart my friend

There's the first rule, followed! Now, another question: do I make a habit of yelling 'REPOST' or getting into petty squabbles with my rivals?

But Poptart... You're clashing! Very politely but still... The taxi's outside, don't forget your poodle

Oh come on it was just getting good! I brought snakes and everything!

Umbra is neither my enemy nor my ex, I'm simply explaining myself to a friend. So it doesn't count. ;)
...Snakes?

Ooh Poptart has the explaining down like a pro... Ok since the poodle is cute, you may stay on...for now...wiseguy... ;)

I doubt you for reasons you wouldn't appreciate my mention of, so my friend here I can't easily continue our debate