The biggest question in the history of animation

Magic.

I don't know, ask fanfiction

Oh but a talking donkey a ogre make sense?

Because Donkey!!!!

Very carefully

How does a labador and a toy poodle make babes. Either the lab pinned the poodle or the poodle waited till the lab layed down. Lol I am guessing donkey did the later. Lol

Well honey, if a donkey and a dragon love each other veeeeery much the donkey puts his weewee in the dragon her peepee...... Donkeys swimmers then race to dragons babymakerriver and if they're lucky they reach the boat. Then the boat and swimmer unite to become a drakey.

star shrek

just the tiiiiip

Not gonna question the weird aggressive fat green guy?

It could be IVF o_O

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Why? Because they love each other. How? Life, uh, finds a way.

Maybe she's cheating? ;-;

I had a half lab/half dashung (or however you spell that). The mom was the lab. I kinda imagine it was something like that

Why?
Because he can (apparently).
How?
Now that's the real question.

Because he's hung like a Donkey.
That's the joke...