The more I see of this stuff online, the more I wonder how the fuck it got published, and how the fuck it has so many 'fans'.
I've read fanfiction that's better well written (?) than this shit.
When you thought Twilight couldn't get any worse, you get this gem out of the mind of someone who never really read good erotica novels and decided to see how a Twilight parody could be without the 'werewolves/vampires' stuff going on.
honestly, comparing this shit to fanfiction is insulting. isure, bad fanfics exist but is anyone trying to sell them for big money or attempting to make a shitty movie based on them or something like that?!
it's just like there was only one really famous porn tape in the world and people would just jump at it, thinking it's the best there is just because they haven't seen anything better. all those people who like these shady greys or whatever, please go check out AO3 or some similar site.
Okay, I wish I didn't know this, but 50 Shades is written in First person perspective from the female. This is obviously from the male perspective. PLEASE tell me she hasn't rereleased the same friggin series under his perspective.
i would like to request on behalf of horses worldwide that you stop comparing this garbage to their excrements, thank you very much. a real horse's shit is biodegradable, has no potential to be turned into horrible movies and doesn't stink nearly as much as these books do.
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· 9 years ago
I was looking for Seveneves and this was on a shelf next to it. I couldn't help myself and perused a few pages. My friend had to put it back, I needed to run to the bathroom because I laughed myself into near hysterics and almost wet myself. It IS good for a laugh...the first page is this weird memory of him telling his mom he likes red cars or something as a kid and the rest is him talking to and about his dick. I only flipped, but he referenced his dick on every page I did see. I think he has a problem.
I've read fanfiction that's better well written (?) than this shit.
it's just like there was only one really famous porn tape in the world and people would just jump at it, thinking it's the best there is just because they haven't seen anything better. all those people who like these shady greys or whatever, please go check out AO3 or some similar site.
That has train wreck written all over it.
>implying the original book didn't