Wow! I never knew that!

Some idiots are actually going to believe this.

Some idiot? As in singular?
Brah, I've got bad for news for you... I think that a fair portion of Fox "News" viewers and most Christian "science" textbooks report these as true.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm. No. I dont know bout others but my very annoying strict christian school uses public school textbooks. And no we are not all idiots that believe the first things we here. Every christian near the age of 14-23 questions everything in the bible, but our pastors and teachers help explain the things that dont make sense. Not trying to be rude just trying to clear it up for you. :)

OMG WHEN I FIRST READ IT I THOUGHT EVERYONE BELIEVED IT AND I WAS JUST SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE AND THEY I READ THE COMMENTS

I love how that was the only one you had a problem with.

It wasn't. Im just really good at rhymes so I thought I'd share it

Ok

*sigh* doe the fact that you're like the only one who didnt get the joke hurt too?

No they arent

The only three words rhyming with the word "hat" thing is definitely true. I know that for sure, as do my cat, my bat, and my doormat.

All.

If you really love funsubstance so much, why not get an account and hate on other people's posts from there?

OOOOOHHHHHHHHH, DO. YOU NEED SOME ICE ON THAT BURN!

Oh, holy cow!!!

Just have fun with the stupidity, my main man/woman, depending on your gender irl.

Umm... Everything in this post is false, its a joke...