My next sleeping bag when I go camping

Thats how you get shot by a human or raped by a bear. just sayin.

I'm buying this so I can sit on my mom's kitchen floor at 3 am, in total darkness, waiting

How do you breathe?

You want to get shot?
Because that's how you get shot.

It's better to get shot than to be loved by a bear..

Bears can smell you anyway...

Where do I get one!?

buy here http://odditymall.com/realistic-bear-sleeping-bag