Life Hacks 101

Ah. I really wish school had exposed me to better literature, instead of overrated, nauseatingly pedantic trash like most of Shakespeare's work.

Shakespeare's not bad, probably because we don't try and draw bullshit meanings out of it.
Great Gatsby...
Green lights
yellow color (or any color for that matter)
the spectacles of whoeverthefuck
death
the dock
gatsby himself
hooooooolieeeeeee sheeeeeit
half this stuff means jack shit and three quarters of the remainder is simply detail.

have you guys read 1984?

I was told it's alright, but to be fair I was also told Gasby was great.

1984 is just scarily becoming true. Shakespeare is really good once you understand it. I performed some of the plays, which I think helped me understand it better.