My kind of cat

No, no, you all are mistaken, that it is actually a rip off of this http://www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/9/3/2/490932_v1.jpg
clock.

I am a zoological expert. This, my friends, is a rare "furryback armadillo" found exclusively in Uzbekistan

That's a rat this post is a trainwreck

No sir, I believe it is in fact a car crash.

That creature is obviously the rare "dildo cactus" are you people mad?!?

Don't you mean....
Cocktus

Actually,I believe that's an adult elephant.God,are you people blind?

Do you even eye bro, that's a toilet

"THATS A TOILET"
I'm sorry I died.

People, stop with this foolishness! It is OBVIOUSLY a platypus!

I thought it was a turducken? Are you sure it is not a turducken?

No, I'm pretty dang sure it's an axolotl.