Not for the faint of heart

Kass bby nu sero no like this

Let her rage sero. At least it isn't a you

I mean I get very fucking angry

I don't doubt it

Did it need saying?

XD Another one for you.

kass is just sitting there like "fuck"

"What? Stop it."

First of all, timebender, how dare you. Second of all, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

What did you need to say

friskyfox
No! I object! DENIED! Finish him! Overkill! SPARTA!

YOU LOST YOUR SPEAKING PRIVILEGES. CORNER!

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! *uses my TARDIS to escape*

Um....I disabled it for repairs

No, this is MY TARDIS. You can't get in.

I can teleport remember

You can't teleport through dimension. And the TARDIS interior is a sabalized pocket universe. You can't teleport your way through those doors.

Rip rainbow

Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

Also you left the door open so I'm not dead but those robot things hurt.

I've had the doors closed for as long as we've been talking. I've been talking to you through the speaker.

Also there are fezs appering out of nowhere! It's getting quite annoying!

What do you mean? There arn't any fezs... Hold on.

*In background*
You're a time and space machine, not a dresser. I don't need you projecting holographic fezs there.

*fezs dissapear*
*back at speaker*
Better?

Yes wait no

What now?

There's a mammoth in my bedroom

WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW!

Oh...

What? What's wrong?

Describe it.

It's up to my roof it's brown and shaggy and it has gigantic tusks and big yellow eyes

New update now the mammoth is wearing a fez

My TARDIS isn't projecting anything. That's real.

And the fez?

That's real too. Might take it because I'm too cheap to buy one.

*teleports behind Timebender25* here you go *hands Timebender25 the fez*

I'm still in my TARDIS...

This is a very impressive setup

How did you get in? The doors are still closed.

You underestimated my abilities

Is it just me or did that sound a bit sinister?

That's the point

Oh. Alrighty then.

So TARDIS is alive?

By that you mean...?

You were talking to.......it?

Well, yes and no.

It's an artificial program that closely mimics a Time Lords thoughts and actions. So, yes and no.

How about:
"I don't wanna go"

What about it?

Aw....I thought you'd find it saddening ;-;

Oooohh......wait.......why is there oranges everywhere?

spazz You can't make me sad.

therainbow They're tangerines...

my point remains

I'm making a delivery to Saint Nick. He asked for them. And I'm his supplier.

Can I come?

Only if you don't look out the Windows. I'm not allowed to show others the secret entrance.

YES!

Alright then. I just have to make a few more stops. Once in 1973, another in 2237 and twice in 10527. Care to join me?

Oui!

What?

Oh dear child let me educate you
Oui=yes in french

Oh. Sorry the translation function in my TARDIS is broken.

Eaf gfak frogunk

Now you're just trolling me.

Nope I said you poor thing in rainbellion

You're trolling me with languages knowing full well that I can't understand you.

Ensxh

Just stop. Please. Galifreyan only in this TARDIS.

But why? Also are you a fan of supernatural?

I JUST told you that the translation circuit is broken! I can't understand a word you're saying.

Hehehe

Evil. Now I might not invite you to see Saint Nick!

Dippoop

Gallifreyan, Please.

Strike one.

I don't know gallifreyan!

English then! You full well know that!

Yes I do time-y whime-y

So, English from now on then, capiche?

Capiche or at least if I want to speak rainbellion then.......

Speak it to someone who knows the language.

Then I won't have a problem.

Uuuuugggggghhhh! But no one here speaks rainbellion! And plus your a quick study!

A quick study for what?

Rainbellion duh

How does speaking rainbellion to me help you study?

You are aware of that expression right

...No, sorry. Drawing a blank.

You pick up on it fast

I figured that out. I TimeRifted it. Like Googling for Time Lords.

Cool

I know.

Time travel now?

((I have to get to bed. KIK me some time. We can continue at a faster pace. Same name.))

Well bye then

Sorry, haven't slept in days. I need some sleep.

Shhh sweetie you don't need to explain yourself even time lords need sleep

<9 hours later>*wakes up* *stretches* *Rubs eyes* *yawns* *Gets up* *Goes to make speed tea because I have a lot to do* *remembers* Oh yea huh...

Forgot the tangerines? Freak out in 3....2.....1

No, I'm used to being alone. I remembered that you were there.

Oooohh

It's a time machine, how could I be late on delivering the tangerines?

I dunno but I did it for ya so.....

What?

I'm magical hun so don't worry about it

...

Hehe

My spazziness can make anyone sad....especially my parents....(jk)

You'll never get me! NEVER!