With all the theories floating around

My theory is that hes actually really short like yoda and is over compensating.

He's the ghost of Greedo. He trained Kylo Ren just to get his revenge on Han. Why does he look so different? Uhhh... Ghost reasons

Probably is

He actually works for Jar Jar.

Same with Rey. Fuck off with that 'Obi Wan is her father' shit

That's what I said about the Arkham Knight.
I was mistaken.

Snoke looks like Voldemort and Gollum's love child.