we're not all the same

And she will be my wife

Where can I meet these women?

I don't think there is anyone who likes to talk during movies ( except my bff who gets scared after deciding to watch horror movies late at night)

I am that woman.

If this makes a woman perfect, then I am.

Mmm.... that's me! Why am i single then?

Hurrah, I'm apparently perfect. Plus I don't get offended by women in the kitchen jokes

...What do you mean by this?

I love sex!

Wait, wait, is this the girl equivalent of #notallmen?

True. Technically I'm still a lady though.

I like to think of myself as this kind of person
I also like burping contests

I think, instead of trying to define people to a certain measure of perfection, we should be happy that we are as different as we are. Different people act in different ways and I don't think that's a bad thing.

Are you trying to insinuate that women are like people? I'm going to have to consult my vagina on this one.

Yeah...they used to be men. HA!

Sometimes they make you food, offer you vodka then have sex with you and let you go home satisfied like that. Amazing.

Preachhhh!

But both of them are already spoken for.