Why I love english

I feel bad for people who read this and don't know English very goodly

I will fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking kill you.... Hmmm... It kindda makes sense.

I think that last line broke my brain. Cause now it hurts.

I have been looking for this since 2004, and I have found it again! The ultimate mind fuck!

I've spoken English my whole life and i still don't understand this

*hisses*

ITS BACK

This makes no sense! please explain!

Im a native english speaker, and to me this is pure bullshit. Oh, I'm so confuzzled.

Oh my god, I'm showing this to my English teacher.
I'll tell you guys her reaction when I get to her

is it just me or does "had" no longer seem like a real word

This is why english is my worst subject!...

If the sign that had "had" had had "had had" it would have been correct

I heard one about a sign from a shop called Smith and Son, where they were trying to calculate the lengths between Smith and and and, and and and Son.
Trust me. It makes perfect sense.

Wenn Fliegen fliegen fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach

This sentence will never get old.

I'm English and this even fucked me up

Try reading that aloud