What would u do?

stab the bitch

Question her sanity.

I mean, what's wrong with killing cereal? It's not even alive in the first place

call bullshit because nobody would want to make out with me

"cereal killer"

She better be good at making sandwich. Coz god knows I'll be cranky all day if I ain't got my breakfast.

I'd buy her boxes of the stuff. She has to keep up her energy.
At least she's not a serial killer.

Is that zendaya?

I would just tap and leave hopefully unscathed

Whore