What the storm brought to the French shores

Do you mean: visually terrifying cause that's freaky as hell

I find it a bit of both.

They keep you on your toes

I have slept in five days due to nightmare material

Yeah, I'd totally read the shit out of it!

Don't judge a book by its cover!
You're right though, this would make an incredible book cover or movie poster.

Either clams or barnacles

They're mussels

Boys with mussels <3

Finally I'm glad someone else thinks it looks cool

I guess I don't exist then