Troll-Dad Strikes Again!

You missed on purpose, didn't you. *tsk tsk*

Well you did jerk it up at the last second. There was no place else to go. Not that I'm sorry. You deserve this.

And here I thought I was being clever...

Did things not go as planned? Poor boo.

Looks like another massive cock-up...

Anything I can do to make it better?

*grabs jumper cables and a bucket of ice*
I thought you'd never ask.

... Should I be a-feared?

Nah.
But if my heart stops, just touch the clamps to my right pec and left side. Just imagine forming a line between those points the passes through my heart and you should be fine.

Alrighty. And you want me to throw the ice water on you?

The ice is to sooth the electrical burns.

Oh no! Poor babe! Let me kiss those for you.