We keep going forward!

This is the awesomest long-form post I have ever seen. I am going to go make game now. bye!

How did the parents get to the finish line?

The first time I saw this thing it ended at the part where the daughter couldn't go back and let me tell you seeing the end has given me some closure I didn't know I needed

Yay

WAIT. WAIT THERE'S MORE?

I think this was taken from imgur. They have an inside joke in which a guy badly photoshops a picture of Michael Cera everyday.

why didn't he use the wood from his house to build a bridge

The original was better.
In fact it's practically ruined now.
Shame on you for spreading this terrible version, OP.