Accurate

But props to dad for coming up with that on the spot

funny and true.

Is he eating bacon with a fork

Omg that happened to me. When I was little I had a nightmare and went into my parents room you said I could sleep with them just to give them a Second then I climbed in bed but I noticed my mom was naked I asked why and she just said she and my dad were hot

It's weird how your brain decides to remember unnecessary shit at the most inconvenient of times

That's why me and my brother stopped going to our parents after nightmares...
*shudders*

NAWWW RLY

My parents always had "Mommy-Daddy time" when we couldn't go in their room, and we always thought they were discussing Christmas presents and such... they were not.

Wait, if they weren't playing Twister, what are they doing? D:

I’m so glad that during the “I had a nightmare” years my mom was single