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The 13th post on my board made me laugh the most.

Well in that case should I tell amusing yet embarrassing anecdotes?
Because let me tell you, I have plenty...

Try me.

Once upon a morning, when I was a slightly smaller Poptart, I woke up alone in the house. A note outside my room read, "Gone for groceries and errands. Be back in a few hours." Naturally, I ate absolute junk for breakfast, then proceeded to blast Two Steps From Hell and annex the living room to build the mother of all pillow forts using dozens of pillows, couch cushions, and quilts, plus a crap-ton of scrap metal from my garage. As I stood in my impenetrable fort of awesomeness, wearing nothing but boxers and wielding a fearsome wooden sword... There came a knock on the front door. I immediately turned off the music (like that would do any good) then hunkered down in my fort, hoping that the person would go away. After a few minutes, they stopped knocking, and I assumed it was safe-- so I started blasting music again. At the moment of a particularly epic orchestral swell, I was inspired to charge into the backyard, waving my heroic wooden sword like a maniac and leading an imaginary

Army of warriors into battle. What actually happened was, I ran out into the yard, still wearing nothing but boxers, and crashed straight into the ladder of an electrical repairman... Who, extremely startled by a small naked maniac, promptly fell off and squashed my mother's best rosebushes.

I was then forced to explain a) why I hadn't answered the door in the first place, b)why in damnation was I running about in my underwear waving a sword, and c)WHAT THE HELL DID I THINK I WAS DOING CRASHING INTO THAT LADDER, I COULD HAVE KILLED HIM

All at the ripe old age of 12.

Nope. Nothing.

There was also that time I got a black eye in church

And the time I had to get stitches because of a super-intense paddleball game

Not to mention the time that I rolled into a burrito to force the air out of my air mattress but got stuck and had to wait 2 hours for someone to rescue me

Or when I pulled 3 consecutive all-nighters in order to finish a very important paper and then fell asleep at the breakfast table and almost drowned in my cereal

No, no, no, and no.

Boy I was a real Debbie downer, wasn't I?

Yay!

Now what mangekyou powers do I want..

Easy I want ones similar to Shisui's

Just kotoamatsukami? Idk. I like Amaterasu and Susanoo. Kamui is cool too

The Susanoo and Amaterasu come included already

I think Susanoo does, but I think Amaterasu doesn't. I never saw Madara or Obito use Amaterasu.

You need both eyes to use it. They inly had one

I'm pretty sure Amaterasu isn't in every set of eyes, neither is kamui or itachi's genjutsu who's name I don't know how to spell. Kotoamatsukami isn't in every set eyes either.

Itachis is tsukuyomi and it is, the special powers arent

I think I'd go with Sasuke and Itachi's powers of Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi. Amaterasu is such a boss ability, who doesn't like to bleed from your eye and shoot unquenchable black flames out if it.
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Hmmmm Well I'll take itachis amaterasu and Shisuis kotoamatsukami

I'll take Sasuke's eyes at the end (don't want to spoil)

Understandable

I wouldn't be mad lol

No what to do with 'em

Resist urge to blow shit up lol

Oh! Look a dumpling shop!

Boom