Okay, up until now i was kidding, BUT THAT, that was uncalled for sir. I am deeply offended... especially since I though for a second those dark spots might be chocolate chips.
"Safe space" is a retarded idea. If you want a safe space, turn off the computer and do something else, or don't get involved in the situation. Safe spaces don't really do anything except promote behavior that thinks whatever is offensive should be censored, and "wrong" opinions should not be allowed to be displayed or voiced. It gets pretty close to blatant censorship in those areas.
We have SpongeBob, Hello Kitty, and My Little Pony.