Nothing like a nice warm cup of coffee

Sweaty coffee?! No thanks... And no sugar either...

Strong as death?
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/b/b1/Death.gif

Sweat??

Oh, :) sweaty :)

No, Guinness mate.

if you take your coffee with any milk, then you are the stain on the underwear of humanity

Top tip:
You know that sound the spine of a hardcover book makes when you open it for the first time?
If you take a sip of coffee and your eyelids make that same sound, that's a damned good cup of coffee.

I am not that into drinking bodily fluids.