Which one are you?

Depends, am I Big Boss or am I Spider-Man?

"I hope I'm a high enough level for this sh*t..."

"I'm flipped arn't I?" I ask to no one in particular.

You forgot this one "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DON'T DIE DON'T DIE SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT!" while backing up lol That is me

"Do i have the gear for this?"

"BRING IT ON MUTHERFUCA I GOT THIS!" *gets k.o. in five seconds* "WHAT THE SHIT PARKER!!"

Bring it on goldfish

Im neither, im just like "eh, ive seen worse *cough, darksouls bloodborne cough*

I'm more like "Ugh, not again..."

BRING IT ON