Double Barreled .38 Caliber gun that looks like a smartphone

Two shots like a derringer. These types of guns are for easy concealment and last ditch self-defense when shit goes south. Usually just showing a gun to an attacker is enough, but one or two shots will usually get you enough time to flee.

One for them. And one for the time it's better to not be taken alive.

One to get the body guard. Another to kill Lincoln.

Yeah I fucking get it but others may not.

It's a rather obvious joke

Sorry. As a gun owner who is constantly vilified I may have knee-jerked a little.

I know what you mean as my family (and myself) own many guns. Hell, my grandpa makes his own bullets!