Yes please

He's a human dorito as well!

yes he is
i would eat him!!! such cute little ass!!!

I have encountered that you girls are so obsessed with guys asses. My crush talks about my ass too much, and i didn't know what to say. I said i have cute ass and she goes 'show me' ! 0_0

Then lucky for you
Your crush likes your ass!!! That is a good start

We haven't met yet, going to meet her this Saturday. She seems to like everything about me, but i don't want to rush things up scare her.

Aww that is so cute
Have you told her you like her? Does she say she like you like ever?

She tells me that she loves me, but im afraid she doesn't means it. She probably loves me just as a friend and won't be willing to ruin it.

"love as a friend" *awkward silence*
do you wanna get punched or something?
just freaking go for it, oh my gawd

The problem is she flirts too much and i don't know if she's just flirting or really means that.
If i go for it now, I'll scare her off and she'll think I'm the needy one and probably lose interest.

Oh... she is flirty...
*sweats nervously*
Tell you a thing about flirty girls, we like people who are different
Well I think everyone wants someone who is different
She flirts with many people right, so she probably gets lots of attention so maybe show your independence
It works at least for me
A guy with his own life, don't spend too much time with her but make it memorable when you do

Ohhh thank you rosa sooo much.
I'm really glad to know i was doing this right. she loves talking to me .
She drops hints everyday but im not getting fooled this time , i have promised myself i won't confession until she develops strong feeling .
I don't want to die this time

Trust me
Be different is always the best thing (its somehow catchy)
And tell me when you make it!
I will find a perfect gif for it

Thank you friend
T^T

Darkminion, just be yourself. If she likes you for who you really are then she's worth the effort, if not then you don't need to settle for anyone that isn't deserving of your affection, period. You be you because you're awesome.

Thanks to you too! Thank you soooo much
I never expected some female helping me on this issue.
Also, why is everyone on this website so nice and helpful?

No don't just 'be yourself'
Be your better self and continue in the future
I don't believe in all of those accept the flaw thing, if you love someone, always try to be better for them

I'm trying hard, and i have changed a lot.
The one thing that I'm getting out of this is a better me , if It doesn't work out.
I'm far more better that than i was in January.
Thanks for understanding me rosa.
(Can you post a gif or something ?)

Reply to your (...)
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Ok sorry (._.')>

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Rosaa, i need help,
I went today to meet her, and we had a good time (maybe?), she is generally sad so i tried to make her laugh a lot, she told me she enjoyed. I am shy and nervous so i tried my best but i couldn't make that much eye contact. I think she tried holding hands but I'm dumb fuck and i haven't done any one this before .
What should i do ?? T.T

It's only the first date
Don't overreact (I'm the master of overreacting it f*uckes my life up badly)
And generally sad? Maybe something bad happened to her recently
But that means its almost impossible to make her feel better about it trust me I'm exactly like that
You can just show her you are there for her
I know it's cliché but its very hard to cheer someone up while things are falling apart
Just be there and talk
Even about sad things
Like your silly troubles they will distract her from her own
Make a little lift sometimes in the talk
Something silly and cute
Childhood stories are the best

Thanks, she tells me that I'm funny.
When i was depressed i somehow got crush on her, and i changed myself to be better and happy, but now she's sad and i want to be there for her.
She once told me that she wants to die. I don't know why i but just want her to feel better and that's why i don't want to rush, and try to make her laugh.

I think in stead of trying to make her laugh
Try to make her feel peaceful and safe
Bc there are a few things that are worse than tears and one of them is the tears after a short laugh
I feel like short meaningless laugh only reminds me how crappy things are when the laugh stops
So become a safe haven
It feels nice to have someone

Oh thank you, i will consider that .
Thank you very much for your advice and help. I'll maybe ping you again for some more. Thank you friend

Sure!
Invite me to your wedding, mate!

Don't raise my hopes, I'll be lucky enough if she doesn't leave after me supporting her through This time

Then she isnt worth it
Besides I got you if things f*ck up man
Btw that means you do want to marry her!

You got me there! (._.')

Aww that is so sweet
I haven't heard many guys think of marry before they reach like 25 before
Like if like someone I would non-stop thinking about being with them and house and kids can't help myself
But guys I meet are all like meh it's too soon
I think when you are with someone it's very sweet that you think about marriage like you want to be with them forever

Yess, it is the problem with me, due to my past experiences i have low self esteem, i want to be with someone. No one has loved me, and it is seriously degrading me.

You're only 18
You got plenty of time to learn about love
It's very insane but fun
And there is nothing wrong in wanting to be with someone

Just forget it, it's over.
Last night she goes "what you want"
Me : love
She : i love you (I've said this many times , but you don't respond)
Me : umm i love you too
Me : but I'm afraid people don't mean it
She : i mean it, i love you as a friend
;-;

Oh...
I'm so sorry...
Never understand friendly love
*pats shoulder* it's okay I'm here for you pal

;-;
Thank you rosa
Finally i can help myself after that toxic thing.
Towards self betterment one again it is i guess

As you said before you're a better person than the one you was even when it didn't lead nowhere

Ah yesss,
Thank you
Can i get a hug? (._.')

I'm not a hugger but https://38.media.tumblr.com/913693c89cd2401342f2542f562478ca/tumblr_nboqkiAVba1t0dhcfo1_400.gif

Well that was hug equivalent of you so it's better.
Thanks

I'm glad it helps

i got the "a polite word for breast" as definition for "bosoms"

Yes that's what I meant!

anyways i think you'd like American chris to hold your bosoms
http://49.media.tumblr.com/6e6af7bfc88686cdcd0cfccecd31b214/tumblr_nsvn3moilO1qm0j6ro6_250.gif

Yes