Their injury could be worse

100% that's me

You should feel too shy to die, naked on an autopsy table is a bit worse.

Was that person Canadian?

Working for a fire department I see this a lot actually, but on the flip side I see people who call for the dumbest reasons.

"Sorry doc, you don't have to treat me if you don't want... no I know that I have 5 bullets in my chest, but you probably have better things to do, right?"

CANUCKS

Tom Hiddleston dies.