Missed my calling

This isn't art this is bullshit.

For some reason I really want to throw an egg at it.

If you like this, then you'll love this: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ez-gIt08I

there was an artist my sister told me about who got mad about these "artists" who aren't even making real art. for a huge project/fesival thing, he was like a really famous artist, so everyone was excited to see what he would bring. he ended up bringing a toilet seat with the words "THIS IS ART" painted on it. everyone was upset but it was his way of saying that not everything that you call art, is actually art.

"It's called Jews" cookie if you get the reference.

So deep it's meaningless.

"I call this one 'My soul'"

Good luck getting the paint on the canvas in that velvety matte black. Modern art is about execution.