The thoughts of a man

Unfortunately I was raised by women (my mom and 2 sisters) so this is how I think, when in reality things are much more simpler.

No joke I was sitting in assembly today and I was so bored I started staring at something and didn't move for the whole hour. I wasn't thinking about anything either, I just sat there. Sorta like a conscious nap.

And then she proceeds to go out of her way to crush any and all happiness in your life because if she's not happy, why should anyone else be happy. And she has the audacity to constantly call you a pessimist, even though you're struggling to ignite the spark of even the smallest of joys in your life...

hooks. tiny hooks.