where is the library?

I love you.

Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca Está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca.

Oh it so happened.

I'm not surprised. I know this stuff is serious for you guys, and that you'll be electing a new President, but for an outsider like me, I have been secretly enjoying the craziness of the primaries.

I mean, I wouldn't be either, but I just watched the video and I'm 95% sure that's not what he says :/

Nah, that's not what Cruz actually said. He replied in Spanish but it was something along the lines of "I'll debate you in Spanish, right here, right now". He might not have said it perfectly, but it at least made sense in the context.

Steak not stake, unless he's pitching a tent or slaying vamipres

Donald trump is buffy the vampire slayer on a camping trip it's a well known fact

My bad. I meant he was throwing stakes down in a pack of backpackers who only brought their tents but no way to anchor them to the ground. Damn autocorrect.