Men = peeing with their feet and toes towards the ceramic statue of god, girls and my gay Gypsy Muslim buddy, pee "like girls" = feet up front, unless they're grasping to it. Just make some levers down there for automatic toilet seat elevation.And name them after me. Luckily I'm named after Manly P.Hall. Another thing : I don't know about you but us, the big penisy guys, we totallyyy miss it, every time. That last squirt, when the penis is small, the twitch is like 2 millimeters, but for me, and I'm not even black, I splash it through the window sometimes. Getting pee on our buttcheeks is, trust me, least of a concern. You'll get it on your socks, your T-shirt back, toilet paper (think of that blowing your nose on the seat next time),toothbrush cup, your scented candles and moisturising cream you forgot to put its lid on. Move it or loose it. We're not comfortable with toilets at all. We need urinals. Big urinals. That's why we spend a lot of our time in pubs. Or peeing outside.
I AM BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!
See? I told you.